QUASIMODO, THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME, RETURNS HOME FROM A HARD DAY RINGING THE CATHEDRAL BELLS AND FINDS HIS WIFE IN THE KITCHEN HOLDING A LARGE WOK. 'FANTASTIC,' HE SAYS. 'IS IT CHINESE TONIGHT, ...
Reader Sue Mitchell was once in a bar with a gal pal when a chap swaggered over and started boasting about his sporting prowess. Sue’s friend said to the smug fellow: “The only sport I’d like to see ...